HOWDY

masc musc no fats no fems

Hi! My name's not Mike, it's something much more exotic and interesting than that. 

I don't really want to put too much info about myself on a public website, but I'm just an average guy who likes cold beer, loud music and three-legged dogs. In elementary school, I once played the trumpet for Barbara Bush.     

I like to be stupid, throw parties and meet new people. Labor Day weekend is the ultimate manifestation of that.

It's a weekend where you can just forget the outside world for a few days and live in an alternate reality in a tiny town in the middle-of-nowhere Vermont while you try (and yet always seem to fail) to light the woods on fire.

But... disclaimer: I don't throw this party because it isn't a party and nobody throws it.  This is just an open invitation, on behalf of the people of Montgomery, to come up to our little corner of the world and have some fun for a few days.   

While I am your guide, I am not your host. You are your own host, responsible for your own weekend activities. 

In closing, I would like to assure you that this weekend is absolutely not a scam perpetuated by Chinese business interests to launder money.