FREQUENTLY AXED QUESTIONS

What does this cost? 

There are no costs other than your own lodging, eating and drinking costs. This isn’t an ‘event;’ it's an anti-event. It’s barely planned. It’s just a town open house. Come one, come all. Allahu akbar.

What is the group like?

The key demographic is laid-back/easy-going. No drama, pussies or bitches. In a word, bros.

That’s nice, but i’m gay and shallow. I meant ‘what are their stats’?

Average age is 20-40 - younger and older too. The crowd comes 50% from Boston, 25% from other parts of the US and 25% from Canada. French Canadians are uncut and mostly insane. Since we’re doing outdoors shit, the party attracts more of an outdoorsy/jock crowd than your typical gay soiree.

How do I get there? 

Drive. I can help find you a ride from Boston, New York, Burlington VT or Montreal, so if you can get to one of those cities, you’re all set.

IS THIS A CRAZY CIRCUIT OR SEX PARTY? 

No. Definitely no. But it’s a party of 100 drunk guys up in the mountains for a few days. So use your imagination. 

WILL I DIE?

I’ve thrown this party twice a year for 12 years and very, very few guests have died.

IS IT TRUE THAT THERE IS NO CELL PHONE COVERAGE IN THIS TOWN? 

THAT’S RACIST! Actually, a silver lining of the pandemic is that the esteemed Town of Montgomery now has cell phone coverage for many carriers. Only Verizon is not available in the midde of town now. There is wifi in the lodges and you can drive just a few minutes out of town to catch a Verizon signal, but prepare to unplug. It feels amazing.

WILL I BE GAY-BASHED IN A SMALL MOUNTAIN/FARM TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

I might gay bash you if you're lucky, but otherwise, nope. Just be cool. It’s a great little town, but it’s definitely not Ptown – so behave and act like a man, man.